An Marble (Random Tangent, #6)

Dates are hard. Asking someone out, picking a movie, all the shaving. Do you order wine with dinner, or do body shots? Does your movie have more sex in it than you thought it might, because that would be awkward. Do you kiss goodnight at the end, or just kill him so he won't ask to see you again? So many decisions.

On a supposed romantic outing with Beby, Mongrel Stevens ends up in the temple of a cult of monks who worship McDonald's fries. Using their superior technology, they offer to bring Mongrel's dead father back to life. Instead a monster of hellish origins is thrust into the world, and tries immediately to take everyone else out of it. Needless to say, the date does not go well.