The Mayor Who Kissed an Intern

The Mayor Who Kissed an Intern is a scathing satire of feminism and the woke agenda that has taken over American culture, centering on the relationship between Joey Mercutio, the self-effacing Mayor of San Francisco, and Lilybelle Lee Witherspoon, a beautiful and eager intern. The book follows their story as she relentlessly seduces him into kissing her, then accuses him rape. Since he is a beloved mayor, it is a great shock when her accusation is announced by feminist attorney Deborah Bittner on the steps of City Hall on a hot summer day. Before long, the mayor is reviled by liberal politicians and reporters across the world and required to sit before a panel and a booing crowd of over 100, 000 people in a stadium near San Francisco Bay. The story goes on to tell of Joey developing his garden, of Lilybelle's mercy fuck, of the lesbian party at City celebrating the banishing of all males to reprogramming camps, of a second panel which sentences Joey to be horsewhipped by Lilybelle, and to "his penis and testicles removed, as well as his upper and lower prostate" so that no male will ever objectify or tongue-rape a woman again. In the end, the Fugonauts, a strange species from outer space take over the world and banish all feminists to a special pasture, while Joey and Riley move to Southern China and live happily after after.