'The Wellington of Sharon English's debut collection is a city unmistakably like her hometown of London, Ont. A linked-story exploration of teenage angst and folly, this book would likely make its author the main event at her high-school reunion -- if she dared to show. In the tidy suburb of Greenview, Germaine Stevens joins her friend Jackie in a darkened bedroom. Jackie may have "an idiot" for a dad -- but a useful one. He's a drug wholesaler with a station wagon full of samples. To the raw tones of Meat Loaf, the girls pop tabs of Probene "for the relief of stress, anxiety and mental agitation." Barely graduated from building snow forts, the two now collaborate on bedroom shrines to flamed-out rock stars. Jimi Hendrix gets a black baby doll mummified in gauze; Jim Morrison sulks from a poster with X's taped over his eyes. Germaine ("Germ" to her dearest) is our jaded guide to a life cursed with two-faced parents, laughable teachers and gag-making, uncool schoolmates -- such as Debbie, who whispers in French class with minty breath, "It's freaky ... but I really feel Tony's my destiny." She's even got the diamond to prove it.' -- Jim Bartley Globe & Mail 'Germaine-German-Germ Steeves is not one of MacKenzie High's preppie all-stars. She smokes pot on a regular basis with the other losers and gets full columns of C's on her report cards. One of her best friends is turning her bedroom into a monument to dead rock stars; the other is known as the Blow Job Queen. All Germaine wants to do is survive her parents' tough love program, get a real boyfriend, and make it through high school. After Grade 9, only four more years to go. Wellington, Ontario, circa 1980, where every kid knows every lyric to Pink Floyd's The Wall, is the setting for this collection of linked stories. English tells each story from Germaine's point of view as she struggles through high school. We see Germaine's shifting attitudes, beliefs, and expectations, and never for a moment do we doubt that she is genuine. Each story is written differently, the style changing as Germaine changes. In the later stories, the style is a little more experimental, drawing us into the murkiness and confusion that Germaine is experiencing. The last story, though, is very clear-headed, as she has a revelation and is filled with hope about life after MacKenzie High. As with potato chips, you can't consume just one of these stories at a sitting. English's writing is powerful and addictive -- so much so that at the end of the last story I wanted to turn back to the first page and start over.' -- Linda Bayley Canadian Book Review Annual 'Irony is left to the characters, who use it like a weapon. The result is highly readable, peppered with spicy bad-girlishness and teenage suburban wretchedness that rings true on nearly every page. It is nostalgic without being mawkish, reminding the reader that, no matter how many times we hear that youth is everything, trying to stay cool in high school is an often-lost battle.' -- Sue McCluskey THIS magazine
