Ever wish you could have yelled CUT! when the reality of the moment didn't quite live up to your wildest sexual expectations?
Ever look back on that less-than-erotic experience and think, "Something like that could only have happened to me!"?
Well, here's the book that'll prove you were wrong, because when it comes to sexual misadventures, you're definitely not alone!
Inhaltsverzeichnis
CONTENTS
FOREPLAY
CHAPTER 1: THE BIRDS AND THE BEES: TALES FROM PUBERTY AND THE AGE OF INNOCENCE
A Can in the Hand Is Worth Two in the Bush
20/20 Hindsight
A Down-and-Dirty Mother's Day
The Bee-Wildered Little Princess
The Strung-Out Virgin
CHAPTER 2: SEX AFTER SIXTY...'ENSURED': GETTING IT ON OVER THE HILL
Granny and Her 'Goy' Friend
The 'X' in Rx
The Aging Tooth Fairy
Par for the (Inter)Course
Mr. Fix-It
CHAPTER 3: PAGES FROM THE FAMILY ALBUM: THOSE MEMORABLE MOMENTS YOU'D RATHER FORGET
Momma's Boy
Cat's Got Yer Tongue
The Off-Color Coloring Book
Thanksgiving Leftovers
Jingle Balls
CHAPTER 4: PETS WILL BE PETS: THE UNTAMED SIDE OF ANIMAL BEHAVIOR
My Unforgettable Cat-Astrophe
A Little Birdie Told Them
Mutt-Ternal Instincts
A Shocking Tail
Hot Dog!
CHAPTER 5: PARTY OF ONE: WHEN MASTURBATION INVITES DISASTER
Last Will and Testicle
A Long Time Cumming
Mom's X-Rated ZZZs
Coming Clean
The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Squish
CHAPTER 6: SCREWED, BUT GOOD: THE BIG 'WHOOPS' IN A LITTLE WHOOPEE
A Man-'Maid' Disaster
Cabin Fever
Daddy's (Not So Innocent) Little Girl
Conversation Interruptus
Oops and the UPS Man
CHAPTER 7: ONCE UPON A TRYST: WHEN THE STORY ENDS UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER
The Buzz at Garden Gables Inn
My (Not So) Secret Cross-Cuntry Affair
From Here to Emergency
Best (Un)Laid Plans
Falling Head Over Heels
CHAPTER 8: GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN: THE PRICE NICE GIRLS PAY FOR BEING NAUGHTY
Getting Nailed
Too Much of a Good Thing
The Flaming Queen
Finger-Lickin' Good
Armed and Dangerous
CHAPTER 9: PROPS AND FLOPS: SATISFACTION (AND PROBLEMS) GUARANTEED
That Sinking Feeling
Of Human Bondage
Do Not Disturb
Great X-pectations
International Arrivals: United States of Erotica
CHAPTER 10: FLIRTING WITH DISASTER: DANGEROUS LIAISONS AND OTHER NEAR-FATAL ATTRACTIONS
The Wild, Wild West
Class of '65 -- Ass of '95
Shower 'Head' Fiasco
The (Not So) Great Outdoors
Paradise Lost
CLIMAX
