Split-Tales Of Split-Tails

Pat Parsons was born in a small town in Southern Virginia. When he graduated from high school, he got a job. Pat got in trouble several times, mostly from partaking in the forbidden fruit. Barely managing to not get shot or go to jail, he decided he would be better off living in the more densely populated area and moved to a larger city. Staying true to the theme of his heart and mind's desires he achieved his objective in learning what he needed to know. He did so by trying any and all possible acts of sex ladies could subject him to and didn't have to look over his shoulder in the process. As a result, Pat's sexual escapades or rendezvous mounted in number. They became written memoirs or tapes to be used in the processing of this particular book and others. His hope is to enlighten his literary audience as to how much happiness can be found in life if one works hard at doing things for not only self-satisfaction but the satisfaction of others as well.