The Great Sandwich Heist

The Great Sandwich Heist: How One Man's Lunch Became the Crime of the Century

One missing sandwich. Twenty suspects. Zero chill.

At Blandsville Corporate, where mediocrity is a lifestyle and the biggest thrill is getting the elevator to yourself, tragedy strikes someone has stolen Bob Pennington's lunch. And not just any lunch a perfectly constructed turkey, provolone, mustard-on-rye masterpiece. To the untrained eye, it's a sandwich. To Bob, it's sacred.

What begins as a mild inconvenience soon escalates into the most ridiculous office investigation of the century. As Bob spirals into full detective mode complete with interrogation charts, condiment analysis and security footage rewinds he uncovers far more than he bargained for. Snack smuggling rings. Suspicious interns. Vending machine conspiracies. And possibly. . . himself?

Told across 20 hilariously absurd chapters, The Great Sandwich Heist is a laugh-out-loud workplace comedy and mystery spoof that turns a stolen lunch into corporate legend.

Why You Must Read This Book:

• If you've ever labeled your lunch and still feared for its life
• If office politics, HR meetings and passive-aggressive fridge notes make you chuckle
• If you enjoy stories that escalate from mildly annoying to gloriously unhinged
• If you just want something flat-out funny, fast-paced and slightly ridiculous

Who This Book Is For:
Adults who love workplace satire, absurd humor, quirky characters and mystery tropes turned upside-down. Fans of The Office, Parks and Recreation or Carl Hiaasen-style comedy will feel right at home.

So, grab your sandwich (guard it with your life), and dive into a mystery where lunch isn't just food it's destiny.