ABSOLUTELY TWISTED
SERIOUSLY DISTURBING
DOWNRIGHT WRONG
→What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
"A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."
→What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
"Gonorrhea."
→What's pink, black and has 17 nipples?
"The trash can behind the cancer ward."
→What do Jersey girls use as protection during sex?
"Bus shelters."
→Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with a McJackson burger?
"It's a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun."
