Whateverland

An exuberantly, hilariously irreverent guide to life from the hosts of Whatever with Alexis and Jennifer and Whatever, Martha!
No one tells it like it is quite like the Whatever duo of Alexis Stewart and Jennifer Koppelman Hutt. Now they share their colorful commentary and edgy common sense on every aspect of life, from food and eating ("Does Talking to Pop Tarts Mean You're Crazy?") to fashion and grooming ("The Devil Wore Palazzo Pants") to cleaning and organizing ("Not a Hoarder, Still a Slob"). You'll see it's okay not to measure up to perfectionistic standards of behavior and achievement at home, at work, and in relationships. Once you level with yourself and lighten up, life can be happier?and a hell of a lot more fun.Tackles essential life issues?including sex and dating, weight loss and body issues, marriage and relationships, cooking and kitchenphobia, and more
Shares Alexis and Jennifer's outrageously funny and honest stories and surprisingly helpful advice
Reveals Alexis and Jennifer's deepest, darkest personality quirks
Shows the importance of self-acceptance, complete honesty, and a wicked sense of humor


So what if you're not perfect?whatever! Get the real-deal advice of Alexis and Jennifer in Whateverland. It's definitely not your mother's self-help book.

Introduction 1 We're Not Qualified to Give Advice, but We Give It Anyway 1. What the Hell Is Homekeeping? 7 Alexis and Jennifer on Life at Home 2. Does Talking to Pop-Tarts Mean You're Crazy? 25 Alexis and Jennifer on Food and Eating 3. Getting Married in a Gray Flannel Suit 51 Alexis and Jennifer on Marriage and Relationships 4. Not a Hoarder, Still a Slob 69 Alexis and Jennifer on Cleaning and Organizing 5. Should Sex Ever Involve Food? 89 Alexis and Jennifer on Sex and Dating 6. Wrapping Your Own Christmas Presents 119 Alexis and Jennifer on Growing Up Dysfunctional 7. What Do You Mean You "Can't" Cook? 153 Alexis and Jennifer on Cooking and Kitchenphobia 8. Drawing the Line at Fat Elbows 169 Alexis and Jennifer on Weight Loss and Body Issues 9. The Devil Wore Palazzo Pants 201 Alexis and Jennifer on Fashion 10. You're Only as Sick as Your Secrets 219 Alexis and Jennifer on Their Deepest, Darkest Personality Quirks Acknowledgments 245 Resources: Alexis and Jennifer's Guide to Useful Sites and Favorite Things 247 Credits 250 Index 251