Royal envoys Calarian and Benji embark on a quest in the alpine duchy of Tournel. Things go rapidly downhill when the duke plummets to his death from the tower wall. Whoops-that's going to be hard to explain. And it's not as though they can just grab the nearest human and make him the new duke.
Or can they?
Enter one Lars Melker, a slightly gullible cowherd built entirely of muscles and sunshine, who happily accepts their word when they tell him he's the duke now.
Soon Calarian and Benji are knee deep in teaching Lars how to fake it until he makes it. They're also dealing with mountain trolls, a monster, a missing cow, and, most shocking of all, a growing realisation that their elves-with-benefits arrangement might be turning into something with feelings.
Add in their mutual attraction to Lars, and suddenly the hills are alive with the sound of emotionally compromised collectivist anarchist elves.
Also, what's the deal with those leather shorts?
Or can they?
Enter one Lars Melker, a slightly gullible cowherd built entirely of muscles and sunshine, who happily accepts their word when they tell him he's the duke now.
Soon Calarian and Benji are knee deep in teaching Lars how to fake it until he makes it. They're also dealing with mountain trolls, a monster, a missing cow, and, most shocking of all, a growing realisation that their elves-with-benefits arrangement might be turning into something with feelings.
Add in their mutual attraction to Lars, and suddenly the hills are alive with the sound of emotionally compromised collectivist anarchist elves.
Also, what's the deal with those leather shorts?
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Dave is a simple orc with a simple life. He has his dragons, his music, and his friends, and that's mostly enough. Sometimes though, he gets lonely and wishes there was someone he could share his interests with-maybe even someone he could hold hands with, although he knows it's not likely that there's a special person out there for someone who's seven feet tall and green to boot.
So it's a delightful surprise when Simon Perrin, the new kitchen boy, not only knows all about dragons, but seems to like Dave as much as Dave likes him back. But all is not what it seems, and Simon is hiding a dark secret. There are sinister forces at work, and Simon needs to find a way out of the situation he's trapped in. If he doesn't, it could mean disaster for the entire kingdom of Aguillon, and an even more terrible fate for Pie, Dave's beloved fingerdragon.
When Dave discovers Simon and Pie are in danger, he's swept up in a rescue mission that spans an ocean, tests a friendship, and has more dragons that you could poke a lute at. It's going to be a wild ride-literally.